Posts by Brokeback Watchtower

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Anthony Morris 3 two new books: 'Faith on the Decline' and " I Did It Jehovah's Way'

by Brokeback Watchtower in

'faith on the decline' takes a poigent look at the corporation self impose trouble with gays and the tight pants crazy that has been wipe out meeting attendance, new corporate business model that is prepared to handle all the strains of a end of the world date setting fortune telling news service that is becoming obsolete.. 'i did it jehovah's way' partially borrowed from a hit song back in the 60s speaks for its self as it tells about tony's rise to power and becoming a super powered faithful and discreet slave of god all through his clever use of a psychological transference or spokes person of his very own sock puppet jehovah.

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Brokeback Watchtower

'Faith on the Decline' takes a poigent look at the corporation self impose trouble with gays and the tight pants crazy that has been wipe out meeting attendance, new corporate business model that is prepared to handle all the strains of a end of the world date setting fortune telling news service that is becoming obsolete.

'I Did It Jehovah's Way' partially borrowed from a hit song back in the 60s speaks for its self as it tells about Tony's rise to power and becoming a super powered Faithful and Discreet Slave of God all through his clever use of a psychological transference or spokes person of his very own sock puppet Jehovah.

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Trend of Fewer Baptisms Continues: Latest JW Conventions in New Zealand

by steve2 in

the round of "international" conventions that started in the middle of last year in the states "wrapped" up last weekend in new zealand.

there was some media converage (from which i derived the information that follows).

(someone who knows how to copy links may be able to provide the relevant media links?).

Brokeback Watchtower

Obviously the internet has been an influence in bringing the numbers down and they should continue to go down where ever there is internet access for the general public. There may be a year or two where some of these countries show a increase but over all things should be heading down at a pretty steady rate especially with this big money grab and lawsuit pay outs news that will be filtering through to the rank and file and eventually become common knowledge.

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Creationism is bad for us

by Brokeback Watchtower in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barmqdztorg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barMqdZTorg

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Has Eternal Life become a carrot?

by I_love_Jeff in

in the insight on the scriptures volume 2 pages 248-249 the society says, "so with obedient mankind, when man's last enemy, death, is brought to nothing, there will be no sin working in their bodies to bring death.

to time indefinite they will not need to die.

the insight on the scriptures vol 2, page 1102 -what time indefinite can mean, "however, the hebrew expression 'ohlam' does not in itself mean "forever".

Brokeback Watchtower

Yes it has become a carrot you can sit on because it is so full of shit that's where it belongs.

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What does GOD want from his human creatures?

by B4Right in

in wtbs world it's "be jehovah's friend"- it's "don't do anything to damage your relationships age my relationship with jehovah" !!

when you look at all the human relationships between god and jesus everyone was "chosen"!!

in the law of moses was there anything that told individuals to have their own relationship with god?

Brokeback Watchtower

According to Anthony Morris the third Jehovah don't want people wearing tight pants, it disgust him or at least that's the way Anthony's Jehovah feels about it so to turn a negative into a positive Jehovah wants every living human being wearing loose fitting clothes according to the book of saint Anthony Morris the 3rd.

Jehovah wants everyone to get good and rested on Saturdays to cross Jehovah on this could cost you your life according to Moses so Moses Jehovah wants everyone good and rested come Sunday. Also giving a tenth of what one grows to the priest hoods was a big one on Jehovah's to do list for humans and god loves a cheerful giver let us not forget.

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March Broadcast- Jehovah is speeding up the work

by adjusted knowledge in

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i watched some of the segments on the jw broadcast.

in the video they showed how they managed their inventory orders for the congregations.

at the conclusion it was stated by the narrator how god is speeding up the work.. the problem is the system they implemented has been used for over two decades in logistics.

Brokeback Watchtower

Since Jehovah is almighty and he has been speeding up the work now for about a hundred years they should be approaching the speed of light.

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What does GOD want from his human creatures?

by B4Right in

in wtbs world it's "be jehovah's friend"- it's "don't do anything to damage your relationships age my relationship with jehovah" !!

when you look at all the human relationships between god and jesus everyone was "chosen"!!

in the law of moses was there anything that told individuals to have their own relationship with god?

Brokeback Watchtower

what does the bible really teach?

Might I remind you that the bible is a collection of related and unrelated books written by many writers and full of redactions.

Depending on which particular book and the historical back drop the bible teaches many contradicting and different things on any particular subject but I would not necessarily call them teachings but ideas about a particular subject.

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What does GOD want from his human creatures?

by B4Right in

in wtbs world it's "be jehovah's friend"- it's "don't do anything to damage your relationships age my relationship with jehovah" !!

when you look at all the human relationships between god and jesus everyone was "chosen"!!

in the law of moses was there anything that told individuals to have their own relationship with god?

Brokeback Watchtower

Casual Sex? Nooky? A hand job? I don't know but a lot of people claim to know but it is pure imagination just like the Deity.

I guess a better question would be: Tell you what my imaginary Jehovah wants from human if you tell me what your imaginary Jehovah wants?

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What does GOD want from his human creatures?

by B4Right in

in wtbs world it's "be jehovah's friend"- it's "don't do anything to damage your relationships age my relationship with jehovah" !!

when you look at all the human relationships between god and jesus everyone was "chosen"!!

in the law of moses was there anything that told individuals to have their own relationship with god?

Brokeback Watchtower

He want all people to stop praying to him so he can quite his mind chatter and get some much needed rest because it has been many sabbaths since he's got some sleep. Shilom out!

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DC2015 New Release: Brochure "Return to Jehovah" for those who faded/left

by Designer Stubble in

it appears that a new 16-page brochure, with the title "return to jehovah" is to be released at the regional convention (dc) this year.

it would be written specifically for those faded or da/df.chapters are:a letter from the governing body1.

the lost one i will search for2.

Brokeback Watchtower

These guys that make up the Governing Body are truly clueless arn't they I in their vocabulary return to Jehovah means the same thing as returning to their bull shit teaching and become subservient to their corporate interest.

Somebody needs to slap them upside the head with dildo till unconscious for Christ's sake! They are so full of their own bull shit, what a bunch of clueless CEOs running the show, kinda gotta expect it from a bunch higher education haters. This organization is doomed with these clowns at the wheel of Jehovah's chariot, I see big crashes up ahead and these guys don't even know where the breaks are, they just hopped in the seat and are putting the pedal to the metal.